Preview: Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)

• Poster: D+; D; D

Review:

This poster is so depressingly "Old Skool" that it's hardly worth commenting on. Featuring the film's star breakdancing and trying to simultaneously accident the non-ludicrous babefactor of the film, shows they know their audience and those people haven't a modicum of taste.

How embarrassing it must be to play the antagonist in a film like this. At least Michael Rosenbaum got his own poster even if it is to pair with the one for the film's protag.

• Trailer: C; C

Review:

It's hard to know when you've got brain cells you haven't lost yet until you watch this horrendous concept for a film. Even fans of the '80s wish that break dancing would remain forever buried.; The groaning may continue. This new trailer is identical to the first.

Oscar Prospects:

There's no way this film will see the top half of the box office charts better yet an Oscar nomination.

Release Date:

• April 13, 2007

Full Review Synopsis:

I have not seen this film.

-Wesley Lovell (March 28, 2007) Original

-Wesley Lovell (July 14, 2007) New Posters; Buy the Poster Enabled