Preview: Witless Protection (2008)

• Poster: D+

Review:

Fairly innocuous, but mostly fitting the plot as presented in the trailer.

• Trailer: D

Review:

Very few titles can at once conjure up completely different ideas. Witless is certainly what I'd call this trailer. It's Guarding Tess without the compassion and filled with pathetic redneck humor the likes of which only the star of the film, Larry the Cable Guy, could provide. Protection could easily imply we should be safe from the Witless, but sadly that isn't the case and I refer back to the word Witless to sum everything up.

Oscar Prospects:

Larry the Cable Guy couldn't even win an American Comedy Award better yet an Oscar and if the Academy ever selected it even for a minor nomination, we'd soon be calling THEM Witless.

Release Date:

• February 22, 2008

Full Review Synopsis:

I have not seen this film.

-Wesley Lovell (January 12, 2008) Original

-Wesley Lovell (January 11, 2009) New Poster