Preview: Miss March (2009)

Synopsis:

A pair of friends, one recently awakened from a four-year coma, set off on a journey to find the coma patient's ex-girlfriend, a virgin, who has now taken up residence in the Playboy mansion as a centerfold.

• Poster: D+

Review:

There really isn't much to this poster except an attempt to titillate the audience they hope to attract: young boys. However, that doesn't mean this vain attempt at humor succeeds beyond that.

• Trailer: D-

Review:

There aren't many trailers that can do this, but I feel dumber after having watched this. Nothing more than a slapstick, gross out sex comedy, the film looks so bad that even the Razzies wouldn't touch it. The only moderately funny scene in the entire trailer is the fire truck scene. Conceptually, this film has disaster written all over it.

Oscar Prospects:

Zilch.

Release Date:

• March 13, 2009

Full Review Synopsis:

I have not seen this film.

-Wesley Lovell (January 11, 2009) Original

-Wesley Lovell (February 8, 2009) New Poster