POSTERS

Preview: Shark Night 3D (2011)

Synopsis:

A group of kids, hoping to have some fun on Labor Day weekend, face uncertain survival when a shark surfaces to terrorize their adventures.

  • Poster: C

Review:

Titillate the audience is a surefire way to make money, though the poster is mostly just unexciting.

  • Trailer: D+

Review:

Have you seen the remake of Piranha? No, this isn't it, but the stylistic similarities are abundant and if there were a common cut for all teen-based horror films, this would probably be the template.

Oscar Prospects:

None.

Release Date:

  • September 2, 2011

Full Review Synopsis:

I have not seen this film.