POSTERS

Preview: Piranha 3DD (2012)

Synopsis:

The piranha have invaded the water supply and the best place for them to attack is a local water park.

  • Poster: C+

Review:

Unlike the trailer, the poster doesn't quite jump into the cheesy waters enough, but it's sufficiently corny to appeal to the fans of the original.

  • Trailer: C+

Review:

I almost gave this trailer an F just for presenting a horrendously crappy movie, but as I watched, I came to the realization that this is exactly what they were going for. Much like the Porky's franchise in the 1980's, the makers aren't going for realism or excellence, they're just going for cheap thrills and this trailer supports that goal well.

Oscar Prospects:

None.

Release Date:

  • June 1, 2012