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When you have a venerable franchise against a movie that no one seems to be clamoring for, the venerable franchise should win. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales maybe the latest in a series that’s grown long in the tooth, but its main competition is Baywatch, a film that hopes to tap into the audience that made 21 Jump Street a surprise hit. The difference here is critics. They have been consistently negative on both films and, for Baywatch, that’s not a good sign since Jump Street did fairly well with critics.

Our Highest Rated Films: Pirates of the Caribbean (sort of)
Our Best Awards Ratings: Baywatch (Razzies)

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Our Thoughts

Awards Chances

Baywatch

(Wide Release)
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1.3
Wesley Lovell: (0)
Peter J. Patrick: (2)
Tripp Burton: (2)
Thomas LaTourrette: (1)

2.8
Wesley Lovell: (7,Razzies)
Peter J. Patrick: (Nil)
Tripp Burton: (Nil)
Thomas LaTourrette: (4,Razzies)
Categories:

  • Picture (WL,TL)
  • Director (WL,TL)
  • Actor (WL,TL)
  • Actress (WL)
  • Supporting Actor (WL)
  • Supporting Actress (WL)
  • Writing (WL,TL)
  • Remake/Sequel (WL)
  • Screen Couple (WL)

Individual Commentary:

Wesley Lovell (WL): Theirs is nothing about this movie that appeals to me on an emotional or mental level.
Peter J. Patrick (PP): Is it possible to turn a dumb TV series into an even dumber movie? It seems so.
Tripp Burton (TB): This is a completely unnecessary reboot of a franchise I don’t think anyone really cared about in the first place.
Thomas LaTourette (TL): This looks truly dreadful, only for diehard fans of Dwayne Johnson or Zac Efron.

Film

Our Thoughts

Awards Chances

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

(Wide Release)
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2.8
Wesley Lovell: (4)
Peter J. Patrick: (2)
Tripp Burton: (2)
Thomas LaTourrette: (3)

1.0
Wesley Lovell: (4,Oscars)
Peter J. Patrick: (Nil)
Tripp Burton: (Nil)
Thomas LaTourrette: (Nil)
Categories:

  • Production Design (WL)
  • Costume Design (WL)
  • Makeup (WL)
  • Sound Mixing (WL)
  • Sound Editing (WL)
  • Visual Effects (WL)

Individual Commentary:

Wesley Lovell (WL): This franchise has faded tremendously since its origin and each new entry feels like an exercise in futility.
Peter J. Patrick (PP): I wasn’t a fan of the first series and don’t have an inclination to see this.
Tripp Burton (TB): This is a completely unnecessary sequel to a franchise I don’t think anyone really cares about anymore.
Thomas LaTourette (TL): Johnny Depp’s Captain Jack Sparrow was a comedy inspiration in the first of these films, but the films have gotten progressively worse with time, and this one looks like no exception.

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Drone

(Limited Release)
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2.5
Wesley Lovell: (1)
Peter J. Patrick: (2)
Tripp Burton: (2)
Thomas LaTourrette: (5)

Nil
Wesley Lovell: (Nil)
Peter J. Patrick: (Nil)
Tripp Burton: (Nil)
Thomas LaTourrette: (Nil)
Categories:

  • None

Individual Commentary:

Wesley Lovell (WL): A conventional drama that thinks its from a progressive perspective, but feels utterly regressive.
Peter J. Patrick (PP): This looks like a lame thriller.
Tripp Burton (TB): This looks completely forgettable.
Thomas LaTourette (TL): The story of a Pakistani man wanting justice for the death by drone of his wife and daughter sounds interesting, but the trailer makes the film look heavy handed and just not that interesting.

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