These are copies directly from the Razzie press release, so the fudged title names are entirely their doing, though I get some mild humor from the “Dead Careers Tell No Tales” dig at Johnny Depp. Announced the day before the Oscar nominations, the Razzies have always gone for low-hanging fruit or popular actors doing bad work, but this year’s list seems genuinely interested in recognizing real detritus. Sure, there’s no The Greatest Showman, but that just doesn’t seem to be anything they are interested in lampooning. Only a couple of questionable entries on here, such as everything targeted at mother! and the Emma Watson citation, but for the most part the list isn’t too terrible.
Award Tallies
(9) Transformers: The Last Knight
(8) Fifty Shades Darker
(7) The Mummy
(4) Baywatch, The Emoji Movie
(3) Boo! 2: A Madea Halloween, mother!, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.
The Awards
Worst Picture
Baywatch
The Emoji Movie
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers XVII: The Last Knight
Worst Director
Darren Aronofsky – mother!
Michael Bay – Transformers XVII: Last Knight
James Foley – Fifty Shades Darker
Alex Kurtzman – The Mummy
Anthony (Tony) Leonidis – The Emoji Movie
Worst Actor
Tom Cruise – The Mummy
Johnny Depp – Pirates of The Caribbean XIII: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Jamie Dornan – Fifty Shades Darker
Zac Efron – Baywatch
Mark Wahlberg – Daddy’s Home 2 & Transformers XVII: The Last Knight
Worst Actress
Katherine Heigl – Unforgettable
Dakota Johnson – Fifty Shades Darker
Jennifer Lawrence – mother!
Tyler Perry – BOO! 2: A Medea Halloween
Emma Watson – The Circle
Worst Supporting Actor
Javier Bardem – mother! & Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Russell Crowe – The Mummy
Josh Duhamel – Transformers XVII: Last Knight
Mel Gibson – Daddy’s Home 2
Anthony Hopkins – Collide & Transformers XVII: Last Knight
Worst Supporting Actress
Kim Basinger – Fifty Shades Darker
Sofia Boutella – The Mummy
Laura Haddock – Transformers XVII: Last Knight
Goldie Hawn – Snatched
Susan Sarandon – A Bad Moms Christmas
Worst Screenplay
Baywatch
The Emoji Movie
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers XVII: The Last Knight
Worst Screen Combo
Any Combination of Two Characters, Two Sex Toys or Two Sexual Positions – Fifty Shades Darker
Any Combination of Two Humans, Two Robots or Two Explosions – Transformers XVII: Last Knight
Any Two Obnoxious Emojis – The Emoji Movie
Johnny Depp & His Worn Out Drunk Routine – Pirates of the Caribbean XIII: Dead Careers Tell No Tales
Tyler Perry & Either The Ratty Old Dress or Worn Out Wig – BOO! 2: A Madea Halloween
Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Baywatch
BOO 2: A Medea Halloween
Fifty Shades Darker
The Mummy
Transformers XVII: Last Knight
Golden Raspberry Awards Data
Year Founded: 1980
First Awards: 1980 (38)
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