Film Preview: They Will Kill You (2026)

Film Poster

Page Revisions:

(January 11, 2026) Original
(March 22, 2026) New Poster (#5)

Release Date:

March 27, 2026

Synopsis:

From IMDb: “A woman takes a job as a housekeeper in a NYC high-rise, unaware of the building’s history of disappearances. She soon realizes the community is shrouded in mystery.”

Poster Rating: C / C+ (3) / B+

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Review: (#1, C) Five faces on a blade is expected but unoriginal. They are painted in blood, which is somewhat unique but the background and surrounding details are so incredibly dull. (#2-#4, C+) Taken together, if they were paired correctly on the wall, it puts forth a thematic connection. Individually, they don’t make a lot of sense and even when combined, the result is not terribly spectacular.

(#5, B+) Ever since Blade Runner 2049 made orange-blue color schemes popular, they continue to invade poster designs to varying degrees of success. Here, it might have been creatively used but it doesn’t add much to what is already a pretty solid stack of details.

Trailer Rating: B+

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Review: (#1, B+) Modern horror seems to have finally branched away from the paranormal activity and found footage subgenres and into this battle royale-esque concept of a victim going after their attackers. There’s a certain corny excitement about these and this one builds out of that concept effectively with some interesting casting choices and lots of violence.