I’m torn between 300 rip-off and pointless Adam Sandler twin comedy to top the weekend, so I go with the bare chests and sculpted abs of the Immortals to draw the women and the fanboys to make it at least modestly successful.
Consensus
Below is a list of what we have come to a general consensus on. The number in parens represents the percentage of our contributors who agree with the statement.
11-11-11: If Darren Lynn Bousman were to have boiler plate text, this would be it.
Immortals: The box office is no longer friend to the traditional sword-and-sandal epic. This is what you get instead.
J. Edgar: A big Oscar contender that must be on everyone’s radar.
Jack and Jill: When will Adam Sandler cease to be relevant?
Into the Abyss: Werner Herzog’s new documentary is earning strong buzz and could be a major documentary contender.
Melancholia: Its reputation, or at least that of its director, precedes it.
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ThoughtsAs much as it doesn’t look that good, I will be guaranteed to watch this opening day for my birthday. |
ThoughtsAnother gimmicky horror film from the director of the Saw sequels. |
ThoughtsAnother generic horror film that will come and go without Oscar attention |
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ThoughtsI know that it’s going to be pedantic and predictable, but I have friends who want to see it and I’ve committed to seeing it at some point during my birthday weekend. |
ThoughtsGood cast and the director’s last film, The Fall, was a surprisingly good modern epic, so it might be worth a gander. |
ThoughtsAnother of the recent generic, Ancient Greek movies that will come and go without Oscar attention. |
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ThoughtsThere’s no denying me the opportunity to see this one on my birthday weekend. |
ThoughtsEarly reviews have bene mixed, but you can never count Clint Eastwood out at the Oscars. |
ThoughtsThe latest Clint Eastwood film looks to be a major entry in this year’s Oscar race. |
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ThoughtsNothing could convince me to watch this claptrap at the theater or ever. |
ThoughtsOne Adam Sandler in a movie is a bad enough, two of them is two too many. |
ThoughtsAnother generic Adam Sandler film that will come and go without Oscar attention. |
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ThoughtsThis Documentary Feature contender could be interesting, but I probably won’t watch it. |
ThoughtsMight be a tough film to sit through in the theatre but the film’s examination of why people and the state kill is an important one. |
ThoughtsDepending on how it is received, this could bring Werner Herzog back into the Oscar conversation. |
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ThoughtsAs bizarre as it looks, I probably won’t venture into it until DVD. |
ThoughtsThe thought of watching another Lars von Trier film after Dogville gives me melancholia. |
ThoughtsIt is going to take some rave reviews to get his onto the Academy’s list, but it is possible. |
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