A modestly busy day with new trailers I Love You Phillip Morris, Ong Bak 3, Rare Exports and Sanctum plus new posters for The Debt and Drive Angry.
RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE
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Plot Summary: A mining operation uncovers the secret lair of Santa Claus, only he’s not the benevolent grandfather figure everyone expects. Release Date: December 3, 2010 |
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Rating: B- Commentary: It can’t help but feel cheesy, but it’s a modestly original concept that could be mildly entertaining. |
Rating: None Commentary: I don’t review placeholders. |
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Trailer Link: Apple Trailers Oscar Chances: None. |
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SANCTUM
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Plot Summary: A group of cave explorers find themselves trapped as a massive storm threatens to flood the cave. Release Date: February 4, 2011 |
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Rating: B- Commentary: Another film that looks interesting (I love caves and this looks to have some gorgeous cave photography…at least I hope it’s not all computer generated) but has so many cliched elements involved that you can’t help but expect the worst. |
Rating: C Commentary: It isn’t nearly as detailed as it needs to be, which makes for a fairly bland poster that looks to be trying too hard. |
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Trailer Link: Apple Trailers Oscar Chances: None. |
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I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS
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Plot Summary: A con man meets the man of his dreams in prison and will do just about anything for them to be together, including lie, cheat and steal…his favorite. Release Date: December 3, 2010 |
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Rating: C+ Commentary: When the concept was first announced, I didn’t know if it would be that interesting, but it seemed that way. This trailer, however, makes this look ridiculously trite and pretty standard Jim Carrey comedic fluff. |
Rating: D+ Commentary: Not quite sure how this pertains to the film or in anyway represents it adequately. Just seeing this poster might make you wonder what Jim Carrey was doing, but not really grasping it. Rating: C+ Commentary: This is a much better poster at conveying the film’s tone and subject. It’s original, but isn’t the kind of poster you just hang on your wall. |
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Trailer Link: Yahoo Movies Trailers Oscar Chances: Once upon a time, this was a potential Oscar contender, but now it’s just another Carrey flick. |
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ONG BAK 3
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Plot Summary: The third film in the Ong Bak trilogy finds Tony Jaa back in action battling the mysterious Demon Crow. Release Date: December 3, 2010 |
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Rating: C Commentary: If you like martial arts just for the sake of martial arts, this might be your film. There is no semblance of a plot on display in the trailer, so it doesn’t appear to be the kind of movie that has the chance to break out of the limitedly-watched sequel mold. |
Rating: C- Commentary: The poster for the previous film was far more creative, so I don’t know if they are running out of ideas or just running out of juice. |
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Trailer Link: Yahoo Movies Trailers Oscar Chances: None. |
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THE DEBT, poster
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Plot Summary: 30 years after capturing and killing a Nazi war criminal, three Mossad agents must cope with the possibility that a new man claiming to be this Nazi has resurfaced. Release Date: December 29, 2010 |
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Previous Preview: The Debt |
Rating: D+ Commentary: Conceptually, I like the map element; but in terms of execution, it’s rather bland and uneventful and not at all the kind of work that people A) hang on their walls or B) look at and say “I want to see that”. |
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Trailer Link: See Previous Preview Oscar Chances: See Previous Preview |
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DRIVE ANGRY, poster
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Plot Summary: A man goes vigilante to get back his daughter’s baby from the men who took the baby and killed the daughter. Release Date: February 11, 2011 |
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Rating: B- Commentary: I don’t really like the poster much, but I must admire how it easily opens its appeal to the very demographic it wants. |
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Trailer Link: See Previous Preview Oscar Chances: See Previous Preview |
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