We’re back for another adventure looking at the week’s newest releases. One of the four titles below may seem familiar. If so, that’s because it is: Furry Vengeance was one of the first features we ever previewed here on CinemaSight. Back on March 31, our first post in this regular article series, the film was said to be coming out. However, a last-minute release date change pushed the film off…until now. So, instead of re-writing our thoughts, I’m just going to repost our original ones.
In addition, there are two more wide releases and a limited release feature in the list below. Enjoy our look at this week’s coming features.
WIDE RELEASES
| A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
See the original
|
 |
 |
 |
 |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
|
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
|
ThoughtsI consider A Nightmare on Elm Street to be one of the greatest horror films of all time. It is rich with symbolism, possesses a brilliant and terrifying theme and serves up some of the most indelible images the genre has ever seen. So, I’m going to see it…but I’m exceedingly apprehensive about this remake…it will take a great deal of effort to please a life-long Elm Street fan. |
ThoughtsI’ve avoided watching the original for close to thirty years so I have absolutely no interest in seeing the remake. |
ThoughtsMy wife loves horror films, so we may rent this at some point, but it looks pretty horrid. |
ThoughtsI have never seen any of the Freddy Krueger movies, and the remake doesn’t interest me in the least. Anyway, if this kind of movie is your thing, then it should be about as good as the remakes of “Friday the 13th,” “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,” or “Halloween,” which probably isn’t saying much. |
|
| PLEASE GIVE | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
See the original
|
|
|
|
|
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
|
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
|
ThoughtsIt’s been a long time since I was interested in seeing a Catherine Keener movie. This one doesn’t look great, but it looks like it might be aggressively decent. |
ThoughtsAfter Friends With Money I swore I would never watch another Nicole Hofcenter film as long as I lived. Nothing about this film seems likely to change my mind. |
ThoughtsNicole Holofcener is one of my favorite American independent filmmakers, so I always hold high hopes for her next film. Hopefully, this one could push her into some overdue award recognition. |
ThoughtsI had never heard of it until just now, but I looked it up and saw that it currently holds an 85% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, so it might be a renter. |
|
| Furry Vengeance | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
See the original
|
|
|
|
|
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
|
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
|
ThoughtsStupid comedies about animal revenge are about as corny and unfunny as a Pauly Shore movie. |
ThoughtsBrendan Fraser hasn’t made a good movie since The Quiet American. This looks like another dumb kids’ movie which unfortunately has become his trademark. |
ThoughtsNone |
ThoughtsI haven’t seen or heard anything about it, but the premise sounds stupid. I think I’ll pass. |
|
LIMITED RELEASES
| THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
See the original
|
|
|
|
|
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
Will We See? |
|
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
Oscar Chances |
|
ThoughtsSo, I love horror films and not much in that realm really bothers me…but there’s something disturbing and kinda creepy about this one. I doubt I’ll catch it before DVD, but my curiosity is minimally piqued since it’s such an inventive concept. |
ThoughtsLooks squirm inducing. |
ThoughtsI hate this new genre of film, and will avoid this one. |
ThoughtsIt doesn’t interest me. |
|
Leave a Reply to Peter J PatrickCancel reply